What happened when Prince Charles met Dita Von Teese?

He invited her to perform at Prince Harry’s 24th birthday in September. For real.

Well, maybe it wasn’t really his fault. Apparently he had no idea who Ms Von Teese was. When asked what she did for a living, Dita replied, “I’m a dancer.”

“Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act,” said one witness.

“She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance.

“But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”

I thought Dita was proud of her job, so why so stringy with words? In any case, Prince Harry wouldn’t have minded having her in his big day.