“It’s very fashionable to be in rehab. This whole thing is a total indulgence. Britney and Robbie need to get a grip. We’ve allowed these people to feel sorry for themselves. I don’t know what’s going on in Britney’s head but my attitude is I couldn’t care less. She should go back and live with her mum for six months.”

“I would make it compulsory that they have to go and live in a developing country for a couple of weeks. And then when you get home, as your butler is opening your curtains and making sure your bath water is the right temperature, you’ll realise everything is fine.”

…”Britney Spears isn’t exactly working in a coal mine is she? Everyone will agree with you and physically making an album is a doddle.”

…”I’ve heard Rudebox and it’s terrible. If it was by anyone else, it wouldn’t have been released.”

- Music Rooms

He hits the nail on the head this time. Team Simon!