* Charlotte Church: “George Bush hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing. He asked me what state Wales was in. I said, ‘It’s its own country next to England, Mr. Bush.’ I thought, ‘You t***.’”

* Myleene Klass: “A few days ago this woman came up to me and said, ‘Has anyone ever told you you look like Myleene Klass?’ and I said, ‘Yeah, I get told that a lot,’ and she said, ‘Oh, but in fairness, she’s a lot fatter than you’. She was bitching me without even realising!”

* Paris Hilton: Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

* Cameron Diaz: “The British are so incestuous. They pass partners around as if they were passing popcorn at a movie.”

* Scarlett Johansson: “I don’t think human beings are monogamous by nature. It’s difficult - you have to put a lot of effort into a relationship.”

* David Beckham: “I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.”

* Eva Longoria: “After I spoke openly about vibrators I literally got boxes and boxes of free sex toys sent to me. So I was constantly giving them away. Even before that I’d give them to girlfriends for their birthdays and they’d be so excited.”

* Jennifer Aniston: I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

* George Clooney: “I’m only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn’t anymore. I don’t have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.”

* Pete Doherty: “I’ve got two (children). Poor little fucker. My sister sees him all the time, so there’s affection as a family for him. I don’t really want to go into that because it’s not fair on the kids or the mother. It’s enough for me to say I love them and would do anything for them.”

* Robbie Williams: “An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I’m going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.”

* Jake Gyllenhaal: “The sheep were interesting. They were the easiest thing. They just naturally herd, and they are naturally stupid.”