* Sharon Osbourne: “I was at the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS with Kelly and little girls were screaming over Paris Hilton. A f**king piece of scrawny old grizzle who’s only famous for sucking c**k in a home-made porn video–My kids are good role models.”
* Kimberly Stewart on Jennifer Aniston: “I like her because she’s homely. She obviously has to have something else - it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
* Kimberly Stewart (again) on Paul McCartney and his amputee wife: “What has three legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife.”
* Jessica Simpson: “Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
* Christina aguilera: “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
* Brad Pitt: “I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘we saw your movie’. ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’”
* Catherine Zeta Jones: “I was never a jealous woman, and if I were, I’d never tell a reporter!” she said. “I never had a fight over jealousy and regarding Michael, if a man looks at him, I’ll be angry, but if it’s a woman it’s better for me because with her, I’ll solve the problem with a sword.”
* Jennifer Lopez: “I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.”
* Diddy: “I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I’m an angel.”
* Paris Hlton: “No one is ever competition for me.”
* Angelina Jolie: “I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.”
* Katie Holmes (before Tomkat era): “I watch Brad Pitt movies and I think: ‘I’m here, call me’.”
* Michael Jackson on his album Invincible: “Incvincible is the proper name. I have been the artist with the longest career and I am so proud and honoured to be chosen from heaven to be invincible.”
